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Friday, 10 April 2009

Today is Friday. Friday is damn good. So it's Good Friday.

What's so good about Good Friday? Jesus die loh. Why Jesus die people say good? LOL. Yeah I'm a typical guy with no religion concerns. So I have no knowledge about Good Friday so I googled it. And the conclusion, like what I stated, Jesus die lah!

Do Christians celebrate Good Friday? My friend used to have holiday at National Service by pretending to be a Christian, then he went home and party. If Jesus got nailed at Good Friday, Christians should be crying for him every Good Friday instead of having fun, isn't it? Instead I saw people having BBQ sessions, celebrating the holiday, WTF, totally unlogic. Maybe they celebrated it because Jesus actually resurrected? No Idea.


From what I know they have some ceremonies at Philippines where people nail themselves on the holy cross and claim to feel no pain like how our Indian buddies did during Thaipusam (or Deepavali?), hail the holy power of Hindu gods and Jesus.

You believe meh? They sure eat drug one lar, ask them let me knife them see die or not.

Happy Good Friday, Ciao.

P/S:
I'm not insulting Hindus/Christians/Catholics, if you are pissed, get a life and try to understand jokes.

Friday, 10 April 2009

The topic today is once again, Tombstone a.k.a Grave. It's Ching Ming season, everyone is busy visiting their ancestors at the weekends, traveling back to hometown and so. Why so troublesome? Go to graveyard early morning under the hot sun, climb up the mountain, do you know how many people fainted every year because of this?

Now I've come out with a brilliant idea to avoid the crowd and the hot sun, this might be quite creepy, but at the same time, genius!

Bury your ancestors in your backyard, build them a stylish tomb!

Advantages:

1. Just 30 seconds walk from your home, no need to travel during Ching Ming!
2. Pray to your ancestors anytime you want, not necessary on Ching Ming only!
3. Have breakfast together with your love ones who had already past away, imagine a garden table beside a tomb, and cheers.
4. I bet no thieves will pick your house as their target.
5. Incase they still do, no fear. You don't need a guard dog, nor an alarm system, you've got yourself a guard ghost!
6. Decorative tombstone also beautify your garden, add some spotlights, plants beside it, cool. Just too cool.
7. Don't need to pay extra charges for that piece of land, or maintenance fees.
8. Go and ask for toto numbers everyday, I'm sure your ancestors will lost patient if you bug them everyday and finally help you.
9. Your garden is haunted, so your neighbours will eventually got disturbed and move away, no more fucking idiotic neighbours who send their disgusting pancakes over on random days.
10. Last but not least, the body gives nutritions to nearby plants so you can grow vegetables, flowers, mushrooms, trees, and you can save money on fertilizers!


This is, obviously a joke. Don't try this at home, in fact I think it's illegal in Malaysia? Don't come back to me when your neighbours report to the police :(